Showing posts with label IIM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label IIM. Show all posts

Dec 4, 2009

CAT '0 Nine tales

So finally I’m done with CAT 09! Arguably the most talked about, the most attempted and the most competitive entrance exam in the world, as they say. And my favorite part about it -being able to play on the word itself! ( CATalyst of stress, CATapult to glory, using the mouse to bell the CAT and of course " CAT '0 Nine tale" as the title of this post, among all..

So for the sake of a little CAT background. I sleepwalked through CAT 08 not sure about what I wanted to do in future, your typical college student- without a clue, taking it just as an experience to get a taste of what the fuss was all about. The result? That I never bothered to even check until 2 months later when my result was snail mailed home!! A bleak ( in an MBA aspirant’s view) 75% percentile, which I wasn’t really distraught about, taking comfort in the fact, that without any preparation, I did better than 74.9 people of the 2,00,000 odd people that wrote it, right! Wrong. Cos it also meant that that 50,000 people did better. ( if the Math in that wrong, you know, why!) And in all of the top 25 best Indian schools put together, the seats on offer are just about a few thousand.
Fast forward to this year. I graduated in June. In about late August, realization dawned that it was time to get off my bum and pave the way for a future, which didn’t involve just watching movies and facebooking’ all day.
Either a) Apply to a university abroad like most of my batch- mates, which wouldn’t be so tough as getting admission in a top Indian b-School long as you have the monies, live another tension-free year, party, come back and then worry about the future. OR join the bandwagon of the lacs of people with dreams of getting an MBA from the Ivy Leagues of India such as the IIMs (with the very tempting prospects of a creamy future if successful ( Yeah how does a 7 figure salary for an IIM-A fresher sound?? )and more interestingly for me, MICA – the only Masters college in India I really wanted to be at, considering that it’s the only A-list institute for Communication and Advertising, fields I’m intrinsically interested in. ( They put the MICA in Monica. Don't kill me)
OK so how do I go about it? Since I’d had a shot at CAT last year, I knew what I had in store. What I didn’t know was how to go about preparing for it. Sure, I was confident about cutting my saviour “Verbal Ability” of the section. DI is fun and hence could be worked at. But what to do with “Quantitative Ability ” ?? A disability for me. A subject that I last touched in 10th and chose to slice that portion of my brain out the instant the board exam was over, being the classic left-brained person with a serious trouble with numbers. The biggest catch-22 was whether to join a basic Maths tuition to retrieve the basics in my head and then join the CAT-specific coaching institutes or both simultaneously or just one? Not wanting to shell out too much dough or time on something I had little hopes and even less passion about, decided to join the fast-track crash-course at Career launcher in Early September after much indecisiveness, which purported to at least help getting the cutoff in the all-intimidating Quant for me. In the meanwhile Google happened and as stuff-that-induces-confusion, would have it , I was offered a job there and suggested by most people, unanimously was to work there for as long as I enjoyed the “ Paid Vacation”, and do an MBA later. Preparations hitherto if any, were happily put on the backburner. But no harm in trying anyway.
So after about 2 months of coaching and about few hours ( In all!) of self-practice, I had a go at the first Online CAT finally yesterday amidst the ongoing buzz of its fiasco but hoping every minute that I’d be one of the “victims” of it, so that maybe I could just blame the system for a bad show or get a later date and maybe just maybe, gather some questions from the people who’ve done it before and by a fly of luck get the same questions and at least not end up with a negative score in quant!( Lol..talk about clutching at the straws!)
But no, everything went smoothly, all too smoothly…I reached on time and after an hour’s idle wait at my centre, the check-in process started and we were directed to a lab where after instructions the test started! And Voila I had Verbal Ability first which eased my pre-exam jitters but also in a way ruined the paper for me. Rather lost in solving the VA section and little realizing that the timer on the system was running faster than sound, I had all of 55 minutes to do both Quant and Di!! Di was the next section and by now I had smelled trouble and somehow attempted 10 questions, with trembling hands and by the time I had come to quant, the timer told me that I had all of 20 mins left!! In normal times it takes me some 20 minutes to solve ( if at all) about 4 questions max! But under a pressure cooker here, I could barely solve 3! ( Out of 20) Rest 2 were guesstimates which boils down to Hari-kari in an exam like CAT where one negative mark can bring down your percentile by a large margin….
So there go my chances of anything positive coming out of CAT 09 for me, apart from the realization about how time-management and intense practice IS really the key to belling the CAT. I can't say I'm not upset; but I have no one no blame (unfortunately not even Prometric) for my rather CATastrophic performance but my absolute lack of hardwork, practice and focus as far was preparing for CAT was concerned…Having said that, it would've really helped if we were given an option to attempt sections in the order we preferred and being able to attempt any question at random rather than going through each question, deciding whether to attempt it or not and then clicking to move on to the next question. Hope the thousands of people demanding a retest of CAT 09 are heard ;-)

Meanwhile, Google here I mostly come.

Oct 8, 2009

Things that IIMs wont teach. Won't pump your resume. but will make you nice.

Is common courtesy really all that common?

Are people who’re generally associated with niceness really nice? or being highly intelligent , popular or sexy makes you a nice person?

Ever since I’ve had a mind,that has thought beyond visceral things, I’ve observed and been on the receiving end of instances, ever so often, that’ve left me wondering if being considerate in a non-ngo way is a passé or it didn’t ever exist at all? In Today's times when more interaction happens virtually than physically, is it just enough to know to hold your fork and knife well in the name of etiquette? And for the record I dont mean sucking up or going " honeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy how chu doing ma baby doll today, muah" by being nice! that's just too page3ish

It’d be best to illustrate these thoughts with a 'list’ ( again)…

1) Somebody personally wishes you on your ‘birthday’ or any other occasion and you reply “ Thank you guys/people/all” !! someone ( very much with a name I'm supposing?) has taken an effort to wish you personally. Why not spend an extra minute and thank them personally instead of putting them under a generic “ all” ? How’d it feel if someone said this “ Hey to ALL those whose birthdays fall on 30th June, happy birthday”. Not all that special , right ?

2) Not replying to messages/mails: Unless it’s some horrendous anonymous stranger who’s probably picked your number from a database somewhere and says “ hai dear….i wanna to be friendzzz with u " , I see no reason why people don’t reply or return a call. Whether or not it is life-altering or not, someone’s thought of you for a minute and messaged you. Why not return the gesture? And please ‘sorry I was busy’ is the lamest excuse ever for not replying to a msg! Your phone’s probably the only thing that’s on you 24/7 ! Even during the middle of a leak!! How can you not have a few seconds to punch in a few keys? And I'm sorry if you're busy, I'm not exactly either sitting idle there laid out on the floor for you to come rest your mighty busy ass on me!

3) Not saying BRB or bye before disconnecting abruptly- unless the person is talking about his gf in Saharanpur from past 6.3 hours or your net connection is more erratic than the Indian govt, why cant you just say bye/brb when you decide to get off the system or the chat or to avoid the person? The other person won’t be left hanging thinking he ticked u off you 'cause the last thing you said was ' you're looking a bit chubby' or horrors! you dropped dead in the middle of a conversation!

4) Not responding to an invitation – I’ve been on the receiving end of this on countless occasions and I cant tell you how much this one pisses me off. Someone has taken pains to arrange an event and considered you important enough to be a part of it. Least you can do is reply if you can make it or no! and yeah for the uninitiated RSVP doesn’t mean initials of the family members of the invitee. It’s “please reply to confirm” in Latin ! Understand that planning a party means a lot of logistical implications and one must know the number of guests to expect to plan things well. In US they wouldn’t allow you in a wedding if you haven’t RSVP-ed! Haa I’d so like to see you non-RSVPers be shown outta the door at one!

5) This is the most common violation of courtesy I’ve seen by the “HR” machinery of some of the biggest corporates ( Except for Google,ofcourse !) known for their ‘great personnel practices" all. They’ll flood your mailbox about a job opening and once you’ve finally decided to put together a great cover letter, fine-tuned your resume and sent it across, checking up every hour/day to see the response, there is none! They just conveniently disappear, leaving you hanging on the cliff again! At least tell a candidate if he‘s progressed to the next level of your holy hiring process or can move on with his life and be happy thereafter! If the precious MBA in HR didn’t teach them this, I think companies should just hire children to do the work. They’ve more sense than that!


6) I have just 2 words for you. Sorry and Thank You. Please don’t buy the cheesiest Hindi film dialogue ever made” Dosti mein sorry aur thankyou nahi bolte” ! These words came into being for a reason and listen to them when they’re screaming to be used! Someone tells you “ your new hairstyle looks hot ” don’t go “ I know” . You obviously know cos you’ve been preening yourself in every mirror and any surface with a reflective finish all day. But if it was just about your knowing and not others noticing why did you spend a bomb on it to look that way and put it up on FB the first thing ? Give credit when it’s due and please Do say sorry after that earth-shaking belch in the middle of conversation !

7) Being an "I"-specialist. Get this .

Me- Hey how're you?
Rahul-" I'm good"
Me-so how's life?
Rahul-life's good
me-ohk....so what you doing these days?
Rahul-Nothing much
Me-umm...how's everyone at home?
Rahul-Everyone's fine..
Me-Ok ...I'm off....all the best for exams....Give regards to family
Rahul-will do. cya
Me- and take care
Rahul-Yeah will do too.

need i even explain the point of that little skit!

These are only some common instances. There must be and are more..Please feel free to add them in comments. And I’m sure all of us ( Yes including me! But I learn) have either been at the receiving end or been the offender at some point or the other. But it’s never too late to make a change.

Call it attention to detail, being courteous , social etiquette or just considerate, these things may not pump your resume but will make you a much better person. I’d prefer anyday someone who sends me a personalized wish on friendship day and why she/he thinks I deserve that wish than someone who’s sending me a forward about “being by me for centuries to come” , that’s done the rounds for 3years now.


And yeah this old but the very apt saying “ it’s nice to be important but it’s important to be nice” sums it up totally. Though to add my own two paise I’d say, you’re only as important as the other person makes you out to be. Continue being an inconsiderate, self-absorbed jerk and watch karma bite your ass.